Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard - James Bond
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  • Philis37
    Philis37 3 hours ago

    Finally found this comedian. Which one is the "You gotta have a flag to be a country", please tell?

  • Florin Adrian
    Florin Adrian 3 days ago

    1:40 Trump never seen this bit.

  • Jason Todd
    Jason Todd 3 days ago

    His stories play out like a Monty Python sketch

  • Mark Fox
    Mark Fox 5 days ago

    Hitler was neither vegetarian nor teetotal. He ate meat in moderation and drank in moderation. Why do idiots keep repeating these ridiculous things?

  • Magic Man
    Magic Man 5 days ago

    5:22 is what you came for

  • You can't handle the truth

    Is this guy queer?

  • Heather Willis-Kershner

    "...and im backing it up with this gun that i got from the, er, NRA!"

  • Kevin Baldwin
    Kevin Baldwin 6 days ago

    he a bit confident for a bloke in a dress

  • mir 124
    mir 124 6 days ago

    He should go back to that "scruffy" style. Now he just like a wrinkled old lady. Like a wannabe-robyn-wright but ugly. Even i like him in drag,but he is more hot, when he is just a guy. But being "just a straight dude with beard" seems not cool anymore.... Sad.

  • dejaeviz
    dejaeviz 6 days ago

    the boat in question was called a Kuphar (Quffa). He's funny, ... but only because ignorance makes it easy to juxtapose silly alternatives to the truth.

  • Kamal Hussain
    Kamal Hussain 7 days ago

    "They set off from Plymouth and landed in Plymouth, how lucky is that?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • Firehorse Moon
    Firehorse Moon 7 days ago

    Does Eddie still doing stand up? I wish he’d tour the US

    • Djanetization
      Djanetization 4 days ago

      He does. I saw him not too long ago in San Francisco.

  • Lisa Noelle
    Lisa Noelle 8 days ago

    I'm crazy, but he's really sexy in that outfit. Only man in a dress I'm attracted to!! 😍

  • John Reeves
    John Reeves 8 days ago

    Comedy Shoeshine brought me here

  • Ots Kuby
    Ots Kuby 8 days ago

    Japan and Germany were effectively set up financed militarized by The U.S. and U.K. and provoked into war by said countries.... Strange but True.

  • Ots Kuby
    Ots Kuby 8 days ago

    The Russians are actually a Germanic tribe, but they had to adopt the Language of the slav's

  • Philthy McNasty
    Philthy McNasty 11 days ago

    Nazis. Ditches. Gasoline. Some assembly required.

  • Arcadia Phoenix
    Arcadia Phoenix 12 days ago

    A very powerful message! Thank you, Eddie 🙏✨

  • Ridgeback Blades
    Ridgeback Blades 13 days ago

    Just look at this imbecile!, and we should care about what he thinks about anything, are you kidding me?

  • Gitte Bjerre Braae
    Gitte Bjerre Braae 14 days ago

    'There's nobody here....'scuse me..' Has me lolling everybl**dytime!!!

  • Randy
    Randy 14 days ago

    I'd rock that Cocktail Dress better...But he was dressed to K-I-L-L!!!

  • Anne Marie almond
    Anne Marie almond 15 days ago

    We didn’t expect such a rush.....

  • Robert Hedrick
    Robert Hedrick 15 days ago

    Trump handshake. Ultimate loser.

  • Robert Hedrick
    Robert Hedrick 15 days ago

    I agree. God speed is 45, in my 1978 Chevy LUV.

  • Home Boy
    Home Boy 15 days ago

    What a fucking cunt!

  • Colm Gallagher
    Colm Gallagher 17 days ago

    I need a new haircut

  • Alexander Foelkel
    Alexander Foelkel 17 days ago

    This is so freakin' brilliant.....

  • steelseam
    steelseam 18 days ago

    smae experiment on orphans

  • steelseam
    steelseam 18 days ago


  • Barry Kent
    Barry Kent 18 days ago

    I wanted to say: "Eddie, my boy, oh boy, I like your clothing. Don't get me wrong: I'm not gay, I regret it, but I cannot do much about it. God could, but he didn't. BTW. you have nice legs". Well done, my friend, well done - Jehova couldn't do it better. Salut!

  • Burpo Stockings
    Burpo Stockings 20 days ago

    the first blowjob i ever got was from a girl who played the tuba. i highly recommend.

  • HaikatrineKat
    HaikatrineKat 20 days ago

    Fuck yeah. Subscribe.

  • Louis Thomas
    Louis Thomas 20 days ago

    'Folks round 'ere aren't from round 'ere'

  • Tom Gwerzman
    Tom Gwerzman 21 day ago

    I'm a low powered vampire

  • Luke Taylor
    Luke Taylor 21 day ago

    Izzard is *GOLD*

  • Amberlance
    Amberlance 21 day ago

    My dad believed in learning an instrument.. he got me a saxophone, which was so loud my dad ended up stuffing it with socks

  • stereotypea123
    stereotypea123 22 days ago

    "yes I've chosen A4 paper instead of toilet paper" that kills me every time 😆

  • • Itz_ GachaDaPotato •

    2019 anyone?

  • Rob Pegler
    Rob Pegler 23 days ago

    Yep, that's pretty much every IT issue in a nutshell. "I can't let you do the thing because you haven't done the other thing, but I can't tell you what the other thing is."

  • Tony Lang
    Tony Lang 25 days ago


  • King Nekogon
    King Nekogon 25 days ago

    "There's not a power button on the printer is there?!" Ten seconds later. "No! wait! I don't want 86 copies of my docu-aagh god damn it!"

  • Gingerstorm101
    Gingerstorm101 25 days ago

    I've seen Eddie in a more feminine outfit than I have in a masculine one, this seeing him in jeans and a overcoat is so weird

  • ChalupaBatman
    ChalupaBatman 26 days ago

    Oh, stupid man

  • Spiteful Pentium
    Spiteful Pentium 27 days ago

    Speaking of mass murdering fvckheads. Churchill and his policies had resulted in the deaths of 3million Indians in the Bengal region due to artificial famines. Add that to Eddie's list. And Mao too.

  • X avante
    X avante 27 days ago

    Came here because TheXvid recommended this under Dance-Topic

  • Tahkaullus01
    Tahkaullus01 28 days ago

    Children! Count up to ten! Children: 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, Rogue One, 8, Solo, 9, Kenobi!

  • Timo Arnaldo
    Timo Arnaldo 29 days ago

    But it hurts Well loosen it up a bit will ya :D

  • Michael
    Michael Month ago

    Mao killed more than 40 million people. Eddie forgot him.

  • BIG M 3472
    BIG M 3472 Month ago

    eddie is the shit.

  • Bon Bon
    Bon Bon Month ago


  • MasterQ 19
    MasterQ 19 Month ago

    I love it! The big bang was just God trying to make flan. 🤣

  • HughJaxident67
    HughJaxident67 Month ago

    Fishy-Bob lol

  • Zach ODiesel
    Zach ODiesel Month ago

    Who's here from 2 Bears 1 Cave?

  • Andrew Raistrick
    Andrew Raistrick Month ago

    Saw the show in Edinburgh and it was crap. Considered leaving at half time and now wished I had.

  • Bendu Nemesis
    Bendu Nemesis Month ago

    Respect. No other words

  • Claire Poole
    Claire Poole Month ago


  • Bendu Nemesis
    Bendu Nemesis Month ago

    Even one marathon is not very heathy, but what you are doing to do charity is fabulous. Hope that you find strength and your body will support your ideals🙏🏻💪🏼

  • Bendu Nemesis
    Bendu Nemesis Month ago

    It is a psychological marathon too!

  • Bendu Nemesis
    Bendu Nemesis Month ago

    Brilliant! As long as you get there, keep it up. Respect!

  • Bendu Nemesis
    Bendu Nemesis Month ago

    You have courage.

  • Archie Todd
    Archie Todd Month ago

    'Sir Lord Baron Von Vaderham' Hahahaha

  • Tehraine Garlett
    Tehraine Garlett Month ago

    Loving the pants

  • Sue Castillo
    Sue Castillo Month ago

    Another " the best ever" moment in biblical history!!!😂😂😂😂❤️

  • bodgaard
    bodgaard Month ago

    Fuck it, I'll get a tray..... lol.....

  • eddiequest4
    eddiequest4 Month ago

    Strange looking guy. But damn! He's got the WORLD'S FUNNIEST STYLE and stories. And delivered in such a way that I do believe he is the funniest comedian I've ever seen. Just beyond astonishing.

  • Carlos Marquez
    Carlos Marquez Month ago

    Bad editing unfortunately

  • Some Guy
    Some Guy Month ago

    The proper spelling is "QUACK".

  • Lalonna Karnes
    Lalonna Karnes Month ago

    Eddie you are MY favorite comedian of all time! I wish that I could express myself better than that...i first saw dressed to kill on HBO ONE NIGHT....ihad a very highstressed job and would wake up in the middle ofthe night very stressed....that show I saw your special....I laughed so hard that night and youhelped me to relax and get somesleep!! Ihaveso much respect for you!!! Thank you for helping me to laugh when I truly needed it!

  • countzero87
    countzero87 Month ago

    cultural anthropology major here: I love Eddie izzard. just wanted to get that out of the way before I start in with the pedantic analysis. originally in the European vampire myth (virtually every culture has them) the steak through the heart was meant to just pin them to the ground in their grave. sometimes they would fix a sickle blade to the coffin so that the edge was around their necks. the idea being that if they were to rise they would decapitate themselves. other measures include jamming a brick in the suspected vampires mouth, burying them face down, and simple cremation. as to how one became a vampire it's all over the place. simply being seen as immoral or the bastard son of a bastards son would mean you would become one. in some communities being taken out of your home the wrong way once you've died would do it and in others your families actions would cause you to rise and punish them for their sins, spreading sickness and death through the community as a whole. most outbreaks in the early middle ages were thought by some to be from vampires. sunlight was seen as a way to banish "miasma" or illness causing vapors. fire served the same function and running water was also seen as a way to purify once self and a home or area. most of these beliefs were held as true right up until the discovery of germ theory in the mid 1800s but they started as far back as the Greeks. Gaelic (which actually does have some antiseptic properties) was also believed to dispel miasma. I think you can see a pattern here. sunlight though only became instantly lethal to vampires after bram stoker's book was popularised. msn folkloric vampires were said to attack night or day but prefer night because...well it's scary and they sometimes were said to be weaker in the day. as for the cross, in folklore the rules vary. if it's the kind of story were the vampire was sent as a spectre of punishment for a person of families sins...holy symbols aren't going to help as its implied that god himself let this creature rise from hell to punish the unfaithful (and the community they are in) and the vampires existence implies heaven having turned its back on the victims

  • K D
    K D Month ago

    Slowly deflated like a flan in a cupboard 😂

  • Kevin Strom
    Kevin Strom Month ago

    Ahhh you said death first!!!!

  • Cathy Leone
    Cathy Leone Month ago

    It does death! 😂

  • Roy G Biv
    Roy G Biv Month ago

    Never mind the Bible puts Noah at 950. Tell me again why I should believe a fucking word of that silly book.

  • Monika Nejman
    Monika Nejman Month ago

    Funny af 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love it, very oryginal personality and great sense of humour. ❤👏🏼👏🏼

  • t e r I N E E D L E R

    He moves his body like Liza minelli. His face is handsome with a touch of butchy femininity. In conclusion nice looking fellow.

  • Raven Murray
    Raven Murray Month ago

    ‘No flag, no country. Can’t have one.’ 😂😂😂

  • Tim Redsell
    Tim Redsell Month ago

    We're outta cake...I wasn't expecting such a rush!

  • HugelyRound
    HugelyRound Month ago

    "and the bridge has been blown up by squirrels"!

  • David Cripps
    David Cripps Month ago

    So brilliant!

  • The Mongoose
    The Mongoose Month ago

    I met a Mr Stevens once. I said 'so youre the head of catering then? Nice work on vader' His confused look. Priceless.

  • barbj672000
    barbj672000 Month ago

    You are such an amazing human!! I love your work and what you do... but please... Dont Break The Eddie!!!

  • barbj672000
    barbj672000 Month ago

    Noooooooooo!! Dont Break 'The Eddie'!!! Noooooooooo!!!!

  • Dimitris Sarantis

    I played the Tuba

  • Elektrozmurf
    Elektrozmurf Month ago

    Love this sketch so much 😂😂😂😂👌 So accurate! 😂

  • Jessica Jun Devine

    Anyone else got shocked while hearing Miles Axelrod (Cars 2) swearing?

  • Faye Bush
    Faye Bush Month ago

    Funniest thing ever!

  • TheHutchy01
    TheHutchy01 Month ago

    I reckon hot food wouldn't really be a concern for Vader

  • Lilya Tillon
    Lilya Tillon Month ago

    why cant he be my history teacher lol

  • stalincom
    stalincom Month ago

    "Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death... death.... lunch." Funniest line in the whole routine.

  • MaxPSVR
    MaxPSVR Month ago

    Still a legend even today

  • Steven Borg
    Steven Borg Month ago

    If this is what EU represents thank god we're getting out

  • Steve Lawrie
    Steve Lawrie Month ago

    Thank you. Awesome, because everything is awesome, nothing is.

    • The Mongoose
      The Mongoose Month ago

      Steve Lawrie and then there is 'very/really unique' Cue my teeth grinding. Something is either unique or it isnt.

  • David McDonald
    David McDonald Month ago

    Funny guy. Hope he dies before he goes into politics.

  • That Man .Over There

    I like how this is technically canon under the old lore...and robot chicken.

  • Anna Pondelik
    Anna Pondelik Month ago

    Throughout all the years, you were and are wonderful. thank you so much

  • Michael Quallet
    Michael Quallet Month ago

    At the peak of his powers

  • Christophe S
    Christophe S Month ago

    Is it actually Jeff or Geoff? Just checking while trying to get into the Pentagon.

  • nitewing1124
    nitewing1124 Month ago

    "At what point did you orgasm during this, Mrs. Badcrumble?" "... All through it. It was multiple. They hadn't been invented in 1481, but I got there. On a hang glider." *"You're fucking nuts."*

  • Ray LV
    Ray LV Month ago

    Izzard you complete clown, can you please just go away you pathetic undemocratic unfunny twit. Nobody likes you any more,. Just go back to your paymasters in Brussels.